Re:Boot – Divorce Rate Increasing Due to “Fahashi”

I don’t know why everyone has been criticising Brother Imran on his speech in the OIC. Bhai, Phuppo hai hamari, genuinely concerned about the increasing “fahashi” of the “baighairati” of brother’s olaad. Ubb phuppo nahee soochay gee tau aur kaun sochay ga khandaan ki izzat ka. (Side note: please forgive the stereotyping of phuppos, said one phuppo to another.)

Waisey between you and I, Brother Imran wasn’t talking about divorce between men and women. No Madams, you and I have been worrying over gali gali mein fahash hai and whether love handles are easier to hide than thunder thighs, but actually Brother Imran was worried about the increasing divorce rate between the uniform and the shalwar kameez. 

Not that he has been doing fahashi, no no no, he was reminding them of the old divorces and why they happened. Aur bhai, how many divorces will happen till uniform settles down. Kitnee shaadiyan hon gee. Kahein tau settle karna parey gaa. Compromise is the key to a happy marriage. Ubb jitni fahashi wo kartay hain, utni tau chalti hai! 

Haey haey, Brother Imran, kitna zulm howa, while you were planting dates for riyasat e madina, separated couples have been slowly inching closer and almost holding hands. We take our eye off them for one second and they look ready to remarry! Haey Haey, kiya “fahashi” hai, kiya “dhoka”!

 Socha thaa this time it will be ‘Till death do us party’, yeh tau lagta hai its time to throw a divorce party! 

As it is zamana is changing and divorcees are BFFs, after all, co-parenting becomes easier, bachon ka maamla hai bhai. Ubb if old flames re-ignite what can we do. Whether it is pre-loved clothes or things, or pre-loved spouses it is the in thing these days. 

Let’s see if “dukhi” Brother Imran’s emo works or old love will win the heart. What do you think?

~ by Amena Kamaal on March 27, 2022.